Illinois Police Arrest Nude Man On Neighbor’s Front Porch

Local police were called to a residence in Illinois because one of their neighbors was completely naked on the front porch.

Nude Man Arrested In Illinois

Have you ever noticed that there always seem to be two kinds of people in the world? The kind that stays out of trouble and the ones that are always in trouble. You've got the folks that can handle the party and others that are a trainwreck anywhere near one.

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Finally, some like being naked in public, and the rest who don't. It's never in between. I would consider myself a guy who keeps his clothes on in public and enjoys avoiding trouble. I also completely stay away from the party because I know better.

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Unfortunately, not everyone uses their common sense when in a risky situation. I believe many think the law doesn't apply to them and that they're above it. Either way is not going to get them anywhere but some enjoyable time in jail.

Recently, Illinois police were called to a home on Barrington Road in Wauconda. No, that's not where the Black Panther from Marvel lives but it's a nice area so this incident surprises me.

When the officers arrived at the scene they found a nude man on the front porch of the home. He appeared to be completely wasted. There were kids at home so that makes it even worse.

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The officers were able to arrest him without any trouble. They took him to a hospital to be evaluated. There was a search warrant for his house and from the investigation, cocaine was found in the suspect's home. I think that solves the mystery of the naked neighbor.