Dumb Criminals

A thief who stole 17 tubes of Pringles in a series of burglaries and shop thefts had one answer to police as to why he pulled off the crime - "once you pop, you can't stop."

A local sheriff's office reminded residents to not call their moms, while driving from police, in an attempt to avoid arrest.

A man in Wisconsin just found himself single and arrested after his proposal had a way too familiar ring to it.

I think it is only safe to assume, at least in current times, that you are constantly being watched out in public.

I hope he didn't ACTUALLY think he'd get away...