The toilet was in the middle of her lane, but that's not the most unusual part of this story! The most unusual part was what distracted her.

Let's start at the beginning. According to OneFocus, it all started Monday when a woman got in her car, started driving down West McMillan Street in Marshfield, Wisconsin. All of a sudden, WHAM! CRASH! ((porcelain shattering sounds)). She ran into a toilet.

When the police asked why she didn't steer around the toilet she said she was distracted. By the toilet. In THE OTHER LANE! OneFocus says, "The investigating officer believed the two toilets were left in the road deliberately, as both were upright and intact prior to the collision."